Assassin2's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Intergalactic Sound Smash]

GRRRRRRRevelant review!

Dude this is truly awesome and not like you in the sense of beat you got going. I'm impressed. Nice and gritty sound, should go with a madness animation. ARGH CHAINSAWS!

Stalagmite responds:

ZOMG! HES BACK! WITH REVIEWS! DUN DUN DA!:D rofls. thanks man! it is dead old though. :D back when i used to be a good musician lol.

[KID POW! bubble song!]

Hurraaaaah!

Hahahahaha. I dunno why the ending is funny but it is. Sounds like a mini space ship going off to pillage and rape. Very cool.

Stalagmite responds:

it makes me want to rape and pillage too. :D maybe we can rape the orphans of Ruxor 9, planet of the rainbows :D

[listening makes it worse]

Awesome.

I made a bad soap opera where Lynnette finds our she's pregnant but not with Leo, and it's her much hated Bruce who is the father, but Bruce is with Sylvia who only wants him for the money that he stole from shady deals with Julia's father Richard, Julia who is indeed in love with Bruce and does not know he is using her to be rich and with Sylvia, let alone that he's the father of her SISTERS BABY, that's right Lynnette's related to Julia. Anyway she aborts it and this is the music that goes to it. Wire coathangers and purple drapes.

Stalagmite responds:

oh my god.
I watched that last night after hollyoaks... it was dead boring. :D LOL. and what a graphic detail you supply... you truly do watch alot of soaps.. :D LOL!

[The escape...]

Hummmmos.

I dunno how you could make meditative music for yourself, surely you'd just focus on the music and critique yourself. Either way it's not too bad, I would have gone with some more flowing water sounds and a lady pleasing herself. Yoga is fun. I also think maybe the sounds are a bit too strong, but work all the same.

Stalagmite responds:

yeah it needs some work. i might put my live piano to this and see what happens :D

[Grimace and Vomit]

Gigglezor

Creature comforts is halarious. Crazy weird woman who is a yellow guide dog, scary.. Anyway, very horrible style to do but whatever each to his own. I almost like it, but those synthy sounds are forever used. Makes me cry. DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF. YAY!

Stalagmite responds:

i think you love it secretly. and you debate to the masses over this music. the pulse brings joy to your face. :D LOL! DOOF is the new black. and black is the new FUCK YOU! lol. not really :D gromit and walace would be pleased with this song.

[KID POW! benny hills boo-boo!]

Lolsome.

I was expecting you to complain about zero bombers in the first few seconds. Oh well, instead I get the reason children have seizures. GLOWSTICKS! Hahahaha. POW!

Stalagmite responds:

LOL. three days ago this song was SCORE RANK 53. now its 26,810!
wow. thats low. :/ lol.
thank you. i gave the kids the glow sticks. they died leech...... they died.

[the third lulllaby"Stalagmite"]

Kaboomilolly

I like the woo sound in the back. Very nice for a live recording, or even for one that wasn't. Huzzah!

Stalagmite responds:

twas my dear baldrick, twas ^ ^ i liked it too, reminded me of doctor who a little though :D THANKS!

[Monty Python Orchestra]

Bom bom bom bom.

You missed the cymbals!! Argh. If you composed this nice stuff lady chairman. I want to be a lion tamer! Oh and it loops yay.

[Trials of Tokis Concept []

Hurray.

I like this, it's actually good. Nice sounds and stuff. And the fact you merged them worked out. BANG BANG on the keys. Anyway good stuff.

Jessismith responds:

Yes....I did lots of banging on the keys. xD Thanks Leech. :) Cheers to you.

[Zanarkand for piano]

I like this.

I like this quite a bit. If it's an original, well done man.

Dude09 responds:

Thanks, although I wish I wrote this, I just arranged it. IT's by Nobuo Uematsu and is the theme from Final Fantasy X. Beautiful song though isnt it :3