Assassin2's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drunken Sailors dance mix]

Explodes good.

This is honestly awesome. I like what you did here, I thought you'd just add a beat but you actually gave it another second and made it even better. I await the hip hop varient. WHAT CHO GONNA DO WITH THAT MOTHA F@$%ING HOMIE! Maybe I can do it for you. The point is this is awesome.

Stalagmite responds:

LOL. AWESOME FACE!!!!!! thanks for the many reviews! i mean its like holy shit... THERES LOADS!!!!!!!

[the lonely mouse]

Travels good.

The mouse is in the future, I will never meet him. I am sad. Nice song.

[Hornpipe Madness]

Inverts good.

I LOVE IT. Wup wup wup, I need help. This is serial killer's iPod kind of music. The kind of music he'd be listening to while he's reloading, a sense of urgency but an overwhelming sense of fun that gives him patience to take his time. Beautiful.

Stalagmite responds:

you know alot about psycho murderers. and your also stalking me through reviews? hmmmmmm... let me get the gun and we will see who wins.

[Rupert bears jiggy song!]

Photographs good.

I don't know who Rupert is, unless it's Rupert from Family Guy. This is good whatever it is.

Stalagmite responds:

"replies good"

I think your review style is cool yo. mash it totally up ISNt it! having it large! oh yes... rather spiffing! "sips tea" and rupert in family guy is named because of the RUPERT THE BEAR books.

[Woodland critters]

Bends good.

You'd never guess you do puppet shows. Nice stuff, I wish I had money to give you. I like how it goes all OH NO something evil is going on but OH WELL we'll just have FUN!! Hahahahaha, just like the white house.

Stalagmite responds:

LOL! white house. its a racist remark. i will be doing some more adult themed puppet shows. you will get to see them on youtube soon =D

[Care (unfinnished SINGING)]

Freezes good.

Didn't know you liked to sing, I thought you were just inasne. Wish I could sing, I'm at "Boy-band" level currently, but I might work my way up to "Spears" one day.

Stalagmite responds:

well i cant sing really. i am WAY to nasal. i enjoy it but am no good at it. i will improve over the years i am sure though =D thanks for the obsessive stalky reviews! =D jk.

[Stalagmites 2nd VActing demo]

Rotates well

You're brilliant. If the law passes, I hear wedding bells, just saying.

Stalagmite responds:

lol. wedding bells? i dont know about you but bells are not my style. especially when the bells-end. no thanks. i prefer some one to play the Flapsichord whilst i get my trumboner. :D

[Baby grand piano.]

Incinerates well.

I love a good piano. You're really awesome at making music too. I is quite jealous. Goes a little Wizard of Oz in the middle chunk, not a bad thing. Lalalalaal!

Stalagmite responds:

THANKS! you wasted your precious time of LIFE on all these reviews your writing for me. lol. but truly kind words! i am pleased you enjoyde this composition. :D it is certainly one of my favourite pieces. =D

[satan is a friend of mine]

Absorbs well.

I love this song. I hope you don't perform this at your puppet shows. That'd be the greatest thing ever, but you might die.. Roflemow hahaha. I like the backing music too, very cool mun.

Stalagmite responds:

why thank you ASSASSIN2. your not number 1? ROFLOLMAO. OMGonzo.
thank you for the kind words. yes it has a cartoon aswell! =D its not for my current puppet shows, but the shows i will be doing on youtube... well, its a surprise! more adult themed i would say :D

[Drew the Mew HAIL!]

Reflects well.

This makes NO sense to me. But it's cool. So yay! Joy to everybody's faces!

Stalagmite responds:

the random is often the most fun. because it is unpredictable. =D just like POSSUM ATTACK!!!!!!!