Assassin2's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[KID POW! christmas friends. :D]

Sticks good.

Awww no singing or didgeridoo solo... Oh well. Still insanely well done. You're gonna dement so many kiddies with fun music, that's the best thing ever.

Stalagmite responds:

i demented many things. my mind mainly. watch out for the puppet shows on youtube! there going to be YAYish! =D totally need to collab like you say =D

[futurama A'cappella]

Roasts good.

You're too good. I mean, shit. Plus it loops, so you know, double awesome. Beat masta!
We must Capella together.

Stalagmite responds:

holy fucking ass licking vagirectomy. i forgot to respond to this. so i hope i dont dissapoint you when i say...

[LOST (for karen)]

Melts good.

Yay for a flute! Very old school composing here. Nice stuff, wish I could make beats.

Stalagmite responds:

thank you! yes it is one of my first ever compositions i made on CUBASIS! lol. wow... very old school indeed. =D thanks though man!

[THE CASTLE...]

Feels good.

Mo mo mo mo. poker face. I like piano and you don't disappoint, I think I've heard similar tune before, some opera or something.. whatever it's good, you're nice.

Stalagmite responds:

my music is purely improvised but obviously despite the spontinuity of the music,i i still learn my techniques and chord patterns from other musicians. so it is bound to sound like something. :D =D THANK you for all those hundreds of reviews. all the replying made me get Repetitive strain injuries. so no wanks tonight....thanks for that =D lol.

[change of emotion]

I like this.

Yay for a C major! Kinda scared me because I haven't heard one in a while. You make nice piano, it's not genius music theory but that's not a bad thing, because it makes it sound unique, like a child with a mental illness, beautiful/horrible. I like the flow of it too, it's sexual.

Stalagmite responds:

sexual lobster? i like both =D thanks for the input Johnny number 5! i think it is simple. but they say simplicity is the hardest thing to achieve. thanks for the kind words. =D

[The Ribbon]

Smells good.

I don't get "80's love scene" at all.. Which is a good thing! I like the beat and the subtle trumps. Needs more voice. I like it though, especially the random piano tickle near the end. If this was a salad I would eat it, and I hate salads, well that's a lie, but still.

Stalagmite responds:

thanks to you old beanage! yes i worked hard on this one when i had reason. i dont have it anymore. but i loved composing on it =D and keep your nose to yourself! dont go around sniffing peoples songs or they will get the wrong idea!!!

[Mars RE-BOOTED]

Tastes nice.

Evil factory that makes bunnies with no anuses, that thus explode after a week. I'm scared. Spoon me... Makes me think of a guy stealing office supplies in a lab, and when the synth goes all BUH BUH! he's staking the Newton's Cradle muhahahaha!

Stalagmite responds:

LOLqite indeedishness =D yay to randomness. but BAAAAAAAAA to your zombie fetish.

[Cannon in VD major]

Awesome.

Most house music doesn't dare touch on the important subjects of unprotected sex. This will change the world, wait no it won't. 10!

Organic-Cucumber responds:

You are nice.

[Epic song part 1]

You're insane.

Smiley Face! My new expression.

Stalagmite responds:

cheese cheese...... cheese crisps. LAWL! =D

[(gaia) va 4 billybean-va]

WTF

Double Ewe Tee Eff. Your voice is funny. Thankyou for not insulting the Australian accent, being the only one you didn't. Foked in the head a bit. Hahaha.

rednikaiaG responds:

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