Assassin2's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Care (unfinnished SINGING)]

Freezes good.

Didn't know you liked to sing, I thought you were just inasne. Wish I could sing, I'm at "Boy-band" level currently, but I might work my way up to "Spears" one day.

Stalagmite responds:

well i cant sing really. i am WAY to nasal. i enjoy it but am no good at it. i will improve over the years i am sure though =D thanks for the obsessive stalky reviews! =D jk.

[Stalagmites 2nd VActing demo]

Rotates well

You're brilliant. If the law passes, I hear wedding bells, just saying.

Stalagmite responds:

lol. wedding bells? i dont know about you but bells are not my style. especially when the bells-end. no thanks. i prefer some one to play the Flapsichord whilst i get my trumboner. :D

[Baby grand piano.]

Incinerates well.

I love a good piano. You're really awesome at making music too. I is quite jealous. Goes a little Wizard of Oz in the middle chunk, not a bad thing. Lalalalaal!

Stalagmite responds:

THANKS! you wasted your precious time of LIFE on all these reviews your writing for me. lol. but truly kind words! i am pleased you enjoyde this composition. :D it is certainly one of my favourite pieces. =D

[satan is a friend of mine]

Absorbs well.

I love this song. I hope you don't perform this at your puppet shows. That'd be the greatest thing ever, but you might die.. Roflemow hahaha. I like the backing music too, very cool mun.

Stalagmite responds:

why thank you ASSASSIN2. your not number 1? ROFLOLMAO. OMGonzo.
thank you for the kind words. yes it has a cartoon aswell! =D its not for my current puppet shows, but the shows i will be doing on youtube... well, its a surprise! more adult themed i would say :D

[Drew the Mew HAIL!]

Reflects well.

This makes NO sense to me. But it's cool. So yay! Joy to everybody's faces!

Stalagmite responds:

the random is often the most fun. because it is unpredictable. =D just like POSSUM ATTACK!!!!!!!

[KID POW! christmas friends. :D]

Sticks good.

Awww no singing or didgeridoo solo... Oh well. Still insanely well done. You're gonna dement so many kiddies with fun music, that's the best thing ever.

Stalagmite responds:

i demented many things. my mind mainly. watch out for the puppet shows on youtube! there going to be YAYish! =D totally need to collab like you say =D

[futurama A'cappella]

Roasts good.

You're too good. I mean, shit. Plus it loops, so you know, double awesome. Beat masta!
We must Capella together.

Stalagmite responds:

holy fucking ass licking vagirectomy. i forgot to respond to this. so i hope i dont dissapoint you when i say...

[LOST (for karen)]

Melts good.

Yay for a flute! Very old school composing here. Nice stuff, wish I could make beats.

Stalagmite responds:

thank you! yes it is one of my first ever compositions i made on CUBASIS! lol. wow... very old school indeed. =D thanks though man!

[THE CASTLE...]

Feels good.

Mo mo mo mo. poker face. I like piano and you don't disappoint, I think I've heard similar tune before, some opera or something.. whatever it's good, you're nice.

Stalagmite responds:

my music is purely improvised but obviously despite the spontinuity of the music,i i still learn my techniques and chord patterns from other musicians. so it is bound to sound like something. :D =D THANK you for all those hundreds of reviews. all the replying made me get Repetitive strain injuries. so no wanks tonight....thanks for that =D lol.

[change of emotion]

I like this.

Yay for a C major! Kinda scared me because I haven't heard one in a while. You make nice piano, it's not genius music theory but that's not a bad thing, because it makes it sound unique, like a child with a mental illness, beautiful/horrible. I like the flow of it too, it's sexual.

Stalagmite responds:

sexual lobster? i like both =D thanks for the input Johnny number 5! i think it is simple. but they say simplicity is the hardest thing to achieve. thanks for the kind words. =D