Assassin2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Grand Theft Awesome]

Awesome.. lol

That was great stuff, and in response to the past reviewer, Egoraptor didn't invent parodies, or animation style, or his form of humor.. not busting his chops because he definitely made it a lot more popular for viewers and artists alike, but parodies have been around for centuries. Hell Pride and Prejudice is a parody. And nobody PM me saying otherwise I'll school your ass.

[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Too good.

You've got a monstrous range of voices you can do, and they're all halarious.

Awesome Centre looked and sounded the funniest, but oh man, the way the chef talked killed me.

[More Brawl Taunts]

I like the first better.

It was still really funny, and it's obvious there was more a lot more time invested in this one. But I dunno, I think this one was just not my kind of humor...
*Watched it another time*
I changed my mind it was probably better. The up the butt charza* was gold.

[There She Is!! step3]

You never disappoint.

You always use song's that aren't in english which I actually like. It's great when people make things that everybody can appreciate and relate to. I hope this cute little series never ends.

[Portawesome]

Work on your voice.

It was close to a standard game parody.
But I have to note, the voice acting was very much below par.
Particularly in comedy (I guess in any genre), it's all about the delivery of the line, be it said or seen.

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

Nice.

You actually make decent flash, audio techniques was used good, you have a decent voice, you can animate and draw alright, and best of all you're an observationalist comedian.
I'm so gonna make something now.

[Awesome Grounds]

That was so funny!

At a glance:
I almost laughed at that as much as I would EgoRaptor's flash submissions, the only difference being I laugh at EgoRaptors jokes and I laugh at your lamentable and pathetic attempt to use his success to get yourself acknowledged.
I wouldn't usually acknowledge this kinda crap with a review, but it was exceptionally pathetic.
As simple as it would be to make you see why EgoRaptor and his work has become popular, I won't bother.
Hopefully behind your evident jealousy you can comprehend that it's truly possible that EgoRaptor, or anyone for that matter can make some people laugh with a parody about something their target audience (if they even intend one) can relate to.

Advice:
You should make flash cartoons for fun or for purpose, not as a coping mechanism for your clear inadequacy compared to another artist, not that I would consider you one by any stretch of the imagination.
In Layman's Terms: You suck.

And if this review is considered abusive, it would have to serve precedence to the fact this submission has been intentionally insulting to both an artist and his fans.

[2 - The Story of Khale]

Very well made.

Your next episode will determine to a lot of people if they are going to watch any more. Because it was short with little plot development, most people will got bored. But if this was a feature length, that amount of setting was perfect, I loved the "SEEDies" that was clever along with a lot of the world you've created.
At this rate you'll create something very memorable, if of course you have a well written story and you maintain your level of work-time.
My only advise is not to rush anything.

[N.G. Showdown]

Brilliantly composed.

I never know if cinematography is the right term when talking about flash, I think so.. either way yours was very well made, it really did look like a movie with those illusions of camera work. And the fact you made a few jokes without any dialog is impressive. Your animation and cinematography are brilliant.