Assassin2's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[:: A-Gore-Aphobia ::]

Oh man.

That "swing the banana" line made me fall to the ground and giggle like a drugged school girl.

[Waterlollies]

Jealousy.

Flash is an extension from your mind. Some people are lucky enough to imagine something like that and picture it in their minds, but it appears only you can bring it to life.

[Batman Hates Robin]

Not too good.

Drawn ok, animated ok. I had another flash open that looped ren and stimpy type music which I thought was in your flash so it sounded kinda good, unfortunately that's not the case. It has the possibility to be a lot better with some good use of sound.

[Total Milkshake]

Ok, but a little more experience in graphics.

It was alright, and kind of funny, but I don't care what people say it isn't something you rank the same as pieces people put so much more into.
I'd still do what you do though Paul.

[:: Restaurants ::]

I love these rants.

I hate the crying baby at the restaurant, or anywhere.
I think there should be a limit on how much the parent can not give a flying f#$! about the child screaming, they hear it almost 24/7, they are used to it, but we aren't. It's really bad though when they smile and say "*huff* he's 8". He's gonna be in a coma in a second honey.

Take off the belt and give them a welt.

[Karma Ghost]

That was cute.

I loved the t-shirts concept with them, laughed at that.
Good message.

["From my Room"]

Really good, and promising.

I honestly need to see "Poltergeist" now, I appear to have been deprived.

It reminded me of Edward Scissor Hands, in the sense of a juxtaposition between the unknown that we fear and it's proven-to-be warm soul.

Well done all the same.

[Bambee]

Brilliant

This is great, I laughed so bloody hard. And it's been done so well, reminiscent of Ren and Stimpy only, ya know, better in quality and humor.

[Metal Gear Awesome 2]

Worth the wait.

I love you man, if I could have babies, I'd want you to make them for me. And then there'd be a bunch of little egoraptors running around saying random shit.

[Day In The Life of a Cow]

You can only get better.

Some of your images were very "art" like and wonderful, but then it contrasted acutely with slightly mediocre graphics. And yes cows sleep standing up, economically speaking a dairy cow would be better off alive than turned to meat, and I never knew they put them to sleep lol. Either way I am sure you can push it all further and higher.