Assassin2's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Chihuahua loop]

Goodness..

Good to know you're still effed in the head. This is 'murder' music. It has the same rhythm i have to pull out my knife like a circus act and stab. Incoming flash!

Stalagmite responds:

i wrote this because i hate paris hilton ironically ^^ no thats a lie... i love her, and want her babies.... no thats a lie too. shes a fucking whore.

[junior senior acapella]

You are the fucking king.

Your mashups are cool. I love the minor key shift. SEXY! Seriously man you're somehow getting better, it's insane. Hell yeah with the Eurythmics which by the way breaks down into the MADDEST FUCKING ACAPELLA IN HISTORY. Dude, that was FUCKING awesome. I am inspired to make some awesome acapella man. ARGH!
(You can tell I review live)

Stalagmite responds:

yeah im pleased you noticed the minor key change ^ ^ it took me a while to work on this one... a day actually.. i have loads of other melodies in this.. but i removed them coz it was so messy. yeah the final acapella is my favourite one yet! i am glad you recognised the song ^ ^ it is about time i did something a little darker with my work, instead of happy joy joy : D

[Boogleys Birthday Song!]

Think of buffy... oh wait. Pink and Fluffy.

Hahaha, always love your attention to detail. Was that a MIKA inspired melody in there? Big girl you are beautiful.. Always love to hear your stuff. Keep it up.

Stalagmite responds:

I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA I HATE MIKA....... well i saw him live in concert, but i still dont like most of his music... no it wasnt inspired by that retarded mincy twat faced, happy-clappy rip off of the scissor sisters.

LOL! i will keep up the work if you say so...BUT ONLY COZ YOU SAID!!! lol. ^ ^

[Billy jean Mixup!]

Ahh Ahh - mother fucker *inhale!*

Dude this was so cool and fun to listen to. I like your attention to detail. You sound better than Lady Gaga herself. And well done putting Jefferson Airplane in.

Stalagmite responds:

why thanks! and yeah some of the oldies deserve a chance too! ^ ^ thanks kangaroo! :D

[(gaia) va4C 2nd muffin]

I hate those kind of people, who are negative.

Lol this was funny. And well done. Yay for you.

rednikaiaG responds:

Wow, Assassin2---------->
You came. I didn't think you would, it had been so long since we last spoke.
I appreciate it, really, Man. Yeah, I hate those people too. I used to go to school with this chick who NO MATTER the circumstances, would find the bad in a situation before she would even ATTEMPT finding the good. That went for everything too. You name it; music, food, Family life, school, her job, money, EVERYthing.
It's sad really. To think that there ARE so many people willing to drone over how bad things are, when they could spend far less time (and energy, for that matter) on simply seeing the good. Just choosing to see the beauty in everyday life. Hell, it's all around us, everyday, beauty, I mean. Sure, there's a shitload of depressing bullshit too, but I mean, in with the good comes the bad. Sure, we all have our days, you know? I just had a few weeks of wallowing around in self pity, but what can you do? Eh? Nothing, other than breathe deeply, think of those worse off than yourself and "Cheer up, cheer up, put a little laughter in your eyes".
Ok, yeah, enough empty, positive rambling for the night. How have YOU been Sir? Long time, no heary! How have things been over on your side of the World, huh? I hope everything is going swimmingly for you, Leech.
I miss you, your music and your smart ass. You talked to Saint or anyone else in Le Organic-Cucumber Gang recently? What have you been up to? If you find yourself bored enough, let me know what's going on. I'd love to hear from you, Mate. *remembers the Super Song Swap-O-Rama and hops on youtube to send you my next song* Damn, I'm slack. Guess I can't give you shit for taking so long, huh? *hangs my head down, shamefully*
Well, I hope to hear from you soon, Man. I DO miss your wit.
Until then, Leech. . .

...............Take care, be good and beware the driveway rabbits.period
:(Gaia:)

Thanks again for leaving a review per my request.
That meant a lot to see words from you here.

[Gorillaz Acappela, Voice Actin]

Hahaha.

You're getting better, shock. It progressed into something pretty cool. The high la la las were a great addition. I'm inspired to make one of these.

Stalagmite responds:

hehe! why thanks Aussie! :D i am experimenting more with my vocals and trying to apply real singing with additional random singing, thats why its not TOO ot of tune. but i refuse to use pitch changers to pretend i can sing lol, so we must suffer it until i get better :) thanks assassin ninja gaiden :D

[All the Music]

Cool cool.

Nice stuff. The one thing I've noticed in all the versions of this song is it seems to miss a backing melody or a nice hook. But I like it anyway. Very nice. I hope to hear a new piece sometime soon.

Cayler responds:

I really want to get some more new pieces on here too, and I will sure try to do it asap. :)

[Hardyboys1 a troll response]

Pedophilic incestrall twat.

Hahahahaha. Giggle tiddle. I like your narrative voice. BRITISH HUMOUR!

Stalagmite responds:

Lololololol! "little bit of wee comes out" I like your review! AUSSIE JUDGEMENET POWAH! :D G'day chicken piss. :D take care. THANKS!

[FTW!!!im bored]

Best ever!

This is actually impressing me beyond the norm. It's cool. Hahaha "That turns you on" BEASTIALITY. SEXUAL REINDEERS! I love this man. I should point out the plural of Reindeer is Reindeer. ENGLISH SNAP!

Stalagmite responds:

LOL. the plural to reindeer is.... sexual. :D i was SO bored at this point..... i was like... SOOOOO FUCKING BORED. and i just got three days off again.... god only knows what i make next. lol... im thinking a song about raping. LOL!

[eddegg end credits acapella]

Very good.

Love it. I like the melody. And honest and informative lyrics. Your voice sound in the bassline is uniquely like a tadpole.

Stalagmite responds:

hmmm. tadpoles are just big sperms. my voice is just imitating a big sperm. thank you for the review LOL! :D